"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
- Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)
(Source: infl4ted, via lamariposamorena)
Britney Spears, everyone!
"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
- Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet