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"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."

- Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

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Britney Spears, everyone!

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"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."

- Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

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“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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